Tuesday, December 18, 2012

people kind of get amused when people google for weird things.
Guilty as charged, but it's interesting to note what people search for.
There are so many people on the internet you feel like hugging:

(1) type: "why do"

and the list of suggestions:
"why do men cheat"
"why do we dream"
"why do we yawn"
"why do cats purr"

(2) type: "why do i feel"

and the list of suggestions:
"why do i feel so tired"
"why do i feel so empty"
"why do i feel dizzy"
"why do i feel nauseous"

(3) type: "i hate"

and the list of suggestions:
"i hate myself"
"i hate singapore" (ok i didn't say that. I like singapore)
"i hate myself for loving you"

(4) type: "i am so"

and the list of suggestions:
"i am so bored"
"i am so lonely"
"i am so tired"

(5) type: "why is"

and the list of suggestions:
"why is the sky blue"
"why is the silence so loud"
"why is yawning contagious"
"why is my period late"

(6) type: "i wish"

and the list of suggestions:
"i wish i were the moon"
"i wish i were pretty"
"i wish i were there"

(7) type: "my life is so"

and the list of suggestions:
"my life is so boring"
"my life is so empty"
"my life is so twilight" (what???)
"my life is so messed up".

(8) type: "should i"

and the list of suggestions:
"should i upgrade to ios6"
"should i buy iphone 5"
"should i update to windows 8"

(9) type: "help my"

and the list of suggestions:
"help my unbelief"
"help my pride"
"help my acel"
"help my gf is a pregnant virgin" (and how does that happen..)

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note to self: write about train ride with dad this afternoon.
note to self: 3:15 am - am annoyed for now.

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